Five Worst Mercury Rebadges of All Time

This is the Mercury Bobcat. It was first built in 1975. It is based on the Ford Pinto. Yes, it also had a propensity to burst into flames upon impact. It sucked. Let's move on, shall we?

If you are still stuck driving a rusty 2004 Ford Freestar or Mercury Monterey minivan prematurely, you have our deepest condolences. But for all your suffering, you may gain some ‘small measure of quiet satisfaction from Ford

Here we have the Mercury Topaz. Does the idea of a slightly upmarket version of the unloved Ford Tempo strike you as an odd idea? Yeah, us too. Still, Ford did indeed offer the Topaz in Lincoln Mercury dealerships from 1984 until 1994, after which it was replaced by the Mercury Mystique (aka Ford Contour)... which was much better but still uncalled for as a Mercury.

Remember the survey initiated by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration last year? Well the good news is that the NHTSA has updated the question to a real engineering analysis, according to the Detroit News. In particular, the feds are trying to determine if there is any difference between the models of 2004 vehicles that have thundered close 22 reports of rust in the rear wheel wells, and from 2005 to 2007 models, for which there ‘has no complaints registered. (A 2006 model pictured above).

Ford Taurus SHO.
” src=”http://www.autocarmagz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Five-Worst-Mercury-Rebadges-of-All-Time-02-640×286.jpg” alt=”To be fair, the Mercury Grand Marquis totally hit its intended target. The only problem is that the target was set way back in 1983 when the Panther-based Grand Marquis was first introduced. There has been one major redesign of the car, which took place in 1992, but the guts of the Grand Marquis and its Crown Victoria stablemate from Ford have soldiered on without anything resembling a major overhaul.

If only the Grand Marquis had received the attention it should have gotten all along, we can envision quite a nice new Marauder that we’d love to own ourselves. We’re thinking turbocharged V6 engine, all-wheel drive and a large body. Oh wait, we’re thinking of the brand new Ford Taurus SHO.
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Hey, what is that thing? Oh. It's a Mercury Monterey. Apparently it was a minivan produced between 2004 and 2007. Who knew?

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